Jacksons Now Making Clothing Lines?

In the craze of celebrities having clothing lines and/or fragrances, Music siblings Janet and Michael Jackson are both in talks of releasing their own clothing line. Janet will be launching a line of lingerie (hopefully these won't surprisingly malfunction), and Michael will team up with Christian Audiger, designer of increasingly untrendy clothing line Ed Hardy..



OK, does anyone else see a problem with this?? The Janet thing with lingerie is not as shocking (or extremely hilarious) as Michael and his clothing line.. I mean what will it be? Rhinestones and sequence shirts and leather pants? Adult Pajamas with the footies in them? What is even more funny is that Christian Audiger says that “It’s the merging of the King of Pop with the king of fashion. Something explosive is going to happen.”



Uhhh.. King of Pop? I'll still give that to MJ.. but You being the King of fashion??? I'm more of a king in fashion than you, and Tom Ford designs circles around you! I mean seriously, who cant go get some premium cotton shirts and draw some roses and skulls, and write a name in a pretty font on them? Real Regal Mr. Audiger..


This was one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while