I Want to Work for Diddy: Recap

VH-1's "I Want to Work for Diddy" Premiered last night at 9pm Eastern, and it was straight up entertainment from the first second! This show is a "must watch" for all of you out there trying to grind. Here is a realtime play-by-play on my reactions to the show.


Suzanne.. do you have what it takes to be insulted when you are a Harvard Grad? Good luck to you!


Andrew..Those dance moves should get you kicked off.. Oh wow you got kicked off... Thanks.


Deon and that poem...


Boris, you are from VA, so I may have to cheer for you...


Mike, Bowties are getting played out... Black suit... light brown shoes?? Not sure if that works on you.


"Laverne"... the epitome of "hot Tranny Mess" Wait, that's not nice... You're just a mess... even if you weren't a Tranny.... Actually towards the end of the show, you made the most sense... so I'll keep my mouth shut about you...


Kim, why did you come with a tripod and marketing charts on the first day? With Dice? And, you want to work for Diddy.. which explicitly implies that you are NOT Diddy.. so please don't have your Diva moments on other Contestants. Doesn't she remind you of what Lil' Kim would look like if she never got liposuction or any other form of plastic surgery? Maybe its just the hair.


Gorgette Put your breasts away... And don't wear pumps if you can't grind in them...


Brianna How are you gonna go on "I Want to Work for Diddy" and brag about how all you do is read blogs and go order Starbucks?? One of those Blogs better be Avenue Swank!


At the end of the show, Kim's team lost, so they chose her to be eliminated, BUT, she was allowed to choose the other teammate that would also be up for elimination. She chose Gorgette, who looked like Kim could eat her up in one sitting. Gorgette was no match for Kim's mouth.. Like Capricorn said, Kim "beasts" her conversations, and Gorgette was sent packing. Kim may have won this battle, but she is no match for Diddy, and she needs to get rid of the ego before getting in the room with Diddy.